9 months ago | 24,422 notesMy aunt and uncle were in a fit of laughter, like rolling around on the ground laughing after finding out that I bought an oven for my new house.
You don’t have to bake guacamole Megan
Are you going to make your own gummy worms?
I guess you could store wine in there
Just some of their comments.
- me: adds cheese to eggs
- me: adds cheese to crackers
- me: adds cheese to pasta
- me: adds cheese to bread
- me: adds cheese to soup
- me: adds cheese to chicken
- me: adds cheese to burger
- me: adds cheese to broccoli
- me: adds cheese to water
- me: adds cheese to cheese
9 months ago | 899 notesGolden Trifecta: Athens (2004) | Beijing (2008) | London (2012)
Misty May-Treanor & Kerri Walsh Jennings of the United States win an unprecedented third consecutive Beach Volleyball Olympic Title
Awww, yeah! They simply kick ass! Love them.
Okay, I admit it, I shed a tear or two yesterday watching them! Go USA!
9 months ago | 1,251 notesListen to me, jackass. I do not control traffic, so you’re gonna have to give me twenty minutes. [..] No. I’ve got twenty. Do you hear me? Twenty. Because if you pull that trigger, I will walk through those doors and personally put a bullet through your skull. kate beckett. cops & robbers. 4.07
#I’d frisk him.
#I’d do more than frisk him.
#Mmm yes #I can think of so many things.
#dat assss
- Charming: You-- you were in love once?
- Rumplestiltskin: It was a brief flicker of light amidst an ocean of darkness.
- Charming: NU-UNH. Girl, you better dish. Come on, give us the deets!
- Rumplestiltskin: She was beautiful. A willing servant, initially, but I let her go. When she came back, it was... different, somehow. Then I blew it. She died.
- Charming: Oh, honey, that is rough. You ain't never gonna find another girl like that.
- Rumplestiltskin: Yes, thanks. I feel loads better now.
- Rumplestiltskin: Hold on, why am I even having this conversation with you? I'm 90% of the effort in your relationship. I'm the ultimate wingman.
- Rumplestiltskin: You can't even give your girlfriend the proper fucking card.
9 months ago | 573 notesI want us to be perfect, but we’re human. That’s what makes us us. - Kerri Walsh Jennings
theme by: heloísa teixeira





